Pulse Without Beat

Love Without Rhythm




I wonder if Justin Beiber is into pegging

Fringed pinesap (Pleuricospora fimbriolata), a striking mycotrophic wildflower that looks more like a fungus than a flowering plant. Each fleshy scale bears an inconspicuous white flower. Like a mushroom, it lacks chlorophyll and is nonphotosynthetic.

Flowering plants have colonized and exploited practically every conceivable habitat on earth, and the mycotrophic wildflowers are one of the best examples of this “adaptive ingenuity.” Using labeled sugars containing radioactive carbon 14, scientists have shown that carbohydrates synthesized by nearby forest trees pass into the mycorrhizal soil fungi and eventually into the mycotrophic “fungus flowers.” Since they are living parasitically on fungi that are in turn parasitic on the roots of trees, these amazing flowers have been termed epiparasites (a parasite on a parasite). Unlike true root parasites, such as the broom-rapes (Orobanche species), they are not directly parasitic on the host trees. They have essentially developed a niche similar to that of a mushroom. But unlike fungi, they are true vascular plants with flowers and seed-bearing capsules. 



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olanrogers:

It’s A Monday! Enjoy a New Video ;) 

MIDNIGHT CLAW

My favorite youtube man describing my favorite hobby.



HI THERE I AM ANDREW HORSIE AUTHOR OF HOOFSTUCK



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fwiffo: needadispenserhere: shobaka: cobrall: momunofu: You read 451 words per minute.That makes you 80% faster than the national average. *dramatic hair flip* You read 487 words per minute.That makes you 95% faster than the national average. \m/ You read 566 words per minute.That makes you 126% faster than the national average. beat that, assholes  You read 593 words per minute.That makes you 137% faster than the national average. nailed it You read 507 words per minute.That makes you 103% faster than the national average. You read 1,116 words per minute.That makes you 346% faster than the national average.

fwiffo:

needadispenserhere:

shobaka:

cobrall:

momunofu:

You read 451 words per minute.
That makes you 80% faster than the national average.

*dramatic hair flip*

You read 487 words per minute.
That makes you 95% faster than the national average.

\m/

You read 566 words per minute.
That makes you 126% faster than the national average.

beat that, assholes 

You read 593 words per minute.
That makes you 137% faster than the national average.

nailed it

You read 507 words per minute.
That makes you 103% faster than the national average.

You read 1,116 words per minute.
That makes you 346% faster than the national average.


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gunshowcomic: why won’t these men leave my farm STALK TO ME BABY SHOW ME THE HONEY RICE TO MEET YOU TURNIP THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN MY TIRE IS FLAT I’LL USE ASPARAGUS. That’s all i had in me, okay good bye. See You Next Monday CUNM (??) 

gunshowcomic:

why won’t these men leave my farm

STALK TO ME BABY SHOW ME THE HONEY RICE TO MEET YOU TURNIP THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN MY TIRE IS FLAT I’LL USE ASPARAGUS.

That’s all i had in me, okay good bye. See You Next Monday CUNM (??) 

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321stars:

More Uberchaun episode GIFs!


Holy Guacamole!



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yepperoni:

do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen 

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